"Quirky Quips"
Cassiopeia Raine
String #2: 1-20
1. Nanna Nanna Boo Boo!
2. Insults and sarcasm remind me of family, of siblings...of love.
3. Everyone is bratty in their own way.
4. Without a little awnriness, life would be a bore.
5. It's a discipline, not to become an old foggie,
6. In not becoming "superior", finding everything fun distasteful,
7. pointing your nose up in the air and saying , "Oh that is soooo, childish".
8. What about the long drawn out pronunciation of so, is that mature?
9. But to talk about saving the whales, now that's an elite topic.
10. Stupid topics thoughtfully designed to separate the classes,
11. because the low people don't care about irrelevancy?
12. I didn't say that I didn't like, the whales. How about you include an amount for me, when you send your next check in?
13. How about that real interesting cholesterol topic?
14. Another new brand of fat free ice-cream, for dieting,
15. No fat, but loaded with sugar; (sugar is fat-free.)
16. Why not take a tablespoon of sugar mix it in 1 cup of water, plus a couple drops of vanilla and drink it.
17. It tastes better frozen?
18. It's an elite thing.
19. How about we talk about Reaganomics, now that's a current issue.
20. I'd rather see how far I could spit a watermelon seed, thanks.