You just might be a yuppie if....
by Cassiopeia Raine & her wannabe red-neck friends.
16 - 30
16. You just might be a Yuppie if....You live in a high rise and your mail carrier greets you by "Good morning, Mr. Carrsort"
17. You just might be a Yuppie if....You have to describe to your children what a tree looks like.
18. You just might be a Yuppie if....You call your mother by her first name and refer to your father as your mothers husband.
19. You just might be a Yuppie if....Your choice of carpeting for the children's room is white.
20. You just might be a Yuppie if....You subscribe to the New Yorker, only to have some coffee table decor.
21. You just might be a Yuppie if....You consider fashion jewelry being anything less than 1.5 genuine carats.
22. You just might be a Yuppie if.... You have to put an ice compress on your face from the fatigue caused by all the smiles practiced that day.
23. You just might be a Yuppie if.... You fill up your social calendar by joining new unrelated clubs you care nothing about.
24. You just might be a Yuppie if...Your solution for dirty shoes is to buy some new ones.
25. You just might be a Yuppie if....When staying at a fine hotel, you ring the front desk to ask for an additional piece of chocolate.
26. You just might be a Yuppie if....The only time you use your expresso/capachino maker is when quests are visiting.
27. You just might be a Yuppie if....When deciding what to name your baby, your source for deciding, is the listings in the phone book under Ph.D.'s.
28. You just might be a Yuppie if....When out of town quests are visiting, you ask them to pull their car around back so the neighbor's can't see it.
29. You just might be a Yuppie if....The izod on your shirt pocket changes according to the current "what's in" trends.
30. You just might be a Yuppie if....You schedule in when to change your cars air-freshener, on your year-at-a-glance calendar.